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Top 10 Moments In Celebrity Boob Grabbing History
Men spend their entire lives holding back the urge to grab every pair of boobs they see, and believe us, it's not easy. Boobs were made for grabbing and squeezing. They even have eyes that stare back at us in cold rooms, enticing us even more. Fortunately the following celebrities took matters into their own hands. Dude, that was a total play on words right there. Pun so totally intended, right?
#10 Jimmy Fallon Feels Up Sandra Bullock's flesh bulbs - And the douche bag almost manages not to laugh at his own joke.
#9 Jessica Alba Gets Her Love Muffins Grabbed Under Water - And there's a 0.00001 second nipple slip. Hooray for nipples!
#8 Amanda Bynes Gets Her Pointer Sisters Grabbed By Some Little Kid - Lucky little bastard.
#7 The Lost Boob Grab - Some chick grabs Evageline's perfect Lilly's. The Dominic Monahagan thing still pisses us off to this day.
#6 Jon Lovitz Honks One Of Hollwood's Most Famous Horns - Jamie Lee has the greatest rib cushions in hermaphrodite history.
#5 Sex Addict Chazz Michaels Can't Resist Jenna Fischer's Sponge Cakes - Every Office fans dream come true.
#4 Matt Dillon Finds Out Why There's Something About Mary - He not only gropes Cameron's milk shakes, but gives them a light fluffing.
#3 Jenny McCarthy And Pam Anderson grope each other - There are certain moments defined as "epic" and this would be one of them.
#2 Tyra Banks Gropes Katherine Mcphee's two bags of sand - Yup, they're real. Definitely real.
#1 Scarlett Johansson's Hand Warmers Gets Groped At The Oscar's - Every man in America's dream realized...by a gay man?
